"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown |
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the
hydrant." --Unknown |
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
puppies." --Gene Hill |
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown |
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity
of
dogs." --Aldous Huxley |
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three
times before lying down." --Robert Benchley |
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I
think
that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy |
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got
the guts
to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg |
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." --Fran
Lebowitz |
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a
cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler |
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious
cult." --Rita Rudner |
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99
cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein |
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James
Thurber |
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a
person with
pets." --Nora Ephron |
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are
wonderful." --Ann Landers |
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and
get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein |
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." --Dereke
Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan |
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath
is one of
the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat |
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
--Ben Williams |
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem." --Edward
Abbey |
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look
like the dog did it." --Unknown |
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of
his
tail." --Unknown |
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the
dog does." --Christopher Morley |
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves
himself." --Josh Billings |
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson |
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person." --Andrew A.
Rooney |
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are
his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true,
to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion."
--Unknown |
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man." --Mark
Twain |
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
Great
Dane." --Smiley Blanton |
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts."
--John Steinbeck |