Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter
= Eskimo Pi |
2000 pounds of Chinese soup
= Won ton |
1 millionth of a mouthwash
= 1 microscope |
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement
= 1 bananosecond |
Weight an evangelist carries with God
= 1 billigram |
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour
= Knotfurlong |
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone
= 1 Rod Serling |
Half of a large intestine
= 1 semicolon |
1,000,000 aches
= 1 megahurtz |
Basic unit of laryngitis
= 1 hoarsepower |
Shortest distance between two jokes
= A straight line |
453.6 graham crackers
= 1 pound cake |
1 million microphones
= 1 megaphone |
2 million bicycles
= 2 megacycles |
365.25 days
= 1 unicycle |
2000 mockingbirds
= 2 kilomockingbirds |
52 cards
= 1 decacards |
1 kilogram of falling figs
= 1 Fig Newton |
1000 milliliters of wet socks
= 1 literhosen |
1 millionth of a fish
= 1 microfiche |
1 trillion pins
= 1 terrapin |
10 rations
= 1 decoration |
100 rations
= 1 C-ration |
2 monograms
= 1 diagram |
4 nickels
= 2 paradigms |
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital
= 1 IV League |
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